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There seems to be a lot of different ways to get my pizza fix on keto and I really love this one! You can stuff it and top it with whatever you would like to get more or less calories/carbs. I stuffed mine with sausage and topped with cheese and pepperoni and it was fantastic! 



Ingredients:

6 mini (6 ounces total) portabella mushroom caps (or use larger caps if you’d prefer)
2Tbsp reduced sugar pizza sauce
1 lb sausage
1/2 c shredded mozzarella cheese
12 mini pepperoni slices

Instructions:
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1. Preheat oven to 375F degrees.

2. Wipe the mushrooms clean (don’t rinse them, we are trying to minimize liquid here). Then remove the gills- this, too minimizes water content. I did this by using a pairing knife. But be careful, the mushrooms are very frah-gee-lay.

3. Pre-bake the mushrooms for 5 minutes. When finished, remove but leave oven on.

4. While pre-baking, brown sausage in skillet on stove top. I added some minced garlic and Italian seasoning for flavor. Once cooked, drain grease from sausage and then add 1-2 Tbsp of pizza sauce (be careful not to use too much- again we don’t want to many juices in the mushrooms).

image5. Spoon sausage into pre-baked mushroom caps, being careful not break them.

6. Top with shredded cheese, pepperoni, etc.

7. Put your mushroom pizzas back into the oven and bake for 10-15 minutes- until cheese is brown. (I left mine in for about 15 minutes and that was probably a minute or two longer than I should have.

8. Remove from oven and let cool for a few minutes before serving. I did use a fork and knife to eat these because it was a little too messy to pick up and eat.


Nutritional Information:
(based on my filling/toppings)

755 calories

16g carbs
56g fat
42g protein
6g fiber


Just in time for the nicer weather… I have a terrible cold. I’m talking the kind where you can’t taste anything and all you want to do is sleep. I needed soup. I needed chicken noodle soup, but that clearly wasn’t going to happen in my new keto life so I went to the cream soups for solace. What I came up with is based upon some other similar soup recipes I researched but it is designed to be made as quickly and easily as possible. You can probably make this recipe other ways, using an immersion blender, etc, but like I said, I am deathly ill and needed soup right away. Plus the entire batch has less than 20 net carbs!

The end result was glorious. Probably one of my favorite soups I have ever made- keto or not. And the boyfriend, who isn’t a fan of some of my keto recipes, loved it. We agreed that this winter, this soup will replace my usual baked potato soup (which is his very favorite).


Ingredients:

4 cups cooked broccoli florets (I used a steam-in-the-microwave bag for simplicity)
3 cups chicken broth
6 ounces cream cheese, softened
1 cup heavy cream
1 cup shredded cheddar cheese
1/2 cup shredded colby-jack cheese
1/4-1/2 cup bacon, cooked and diced
1-2 tsp minced garlic
1 tsp salt (or to taste)
1/2 tsp ground pepper (or to taste)
1/2 tsp onion powder (or to taste)


Instructions:

1. Cook broccoli according to directions on bag or on stove top until well done.

2. Cook bacon until well done. Remove from pan to cool but leave burner on in order to use hot bacon grease to cook the garlic (it only takes about 30 seconds to cook- careful not to burn it!).  Remove garlic from bacon grease and set aside with other ingredients.

3. Using a large pot, heat broth and cream mixture on MEDIUM heat, stirring frequently.  

4. Use food processor to puree cooked broccoli. (Be careful putting hot stuff in a food processor- if there is too much steam, the top could pop off and make a big mess or worse, injure someone. If in doubt, work in batches)

5. Add cream cheese, bacon and garlic to food processor with broccoli. Puree some more.

6. Add mixture in food processor to pot with broth and cream. Continue stirring.

7. Add shredded cheeses and spices, stirring frequently until cheese melts and all ingredients are blended together. 

8. Remove from heat and serve with shredded cheese as garnish. Makes approximately 12 cups.



Nutritional Information
per 1 cup serving
182 calories

2g carbs
16g fat
6g protein
1g fiber


So easy! So tasty! And only 3 net carbs per muffin! 


Ingredients:

1 cup ground flax seed
1 tsp baking powder
1 Tbsp ground cinnamon
1 Tbsp vanilla extract
1/2 cup frozen, unsweetened blueberries
1 tsp liquid stevia (or 10 packets of Splenda)
2 eggs, beaten (or 1/2 cup egg substitute)
2 Tbsp coconut (or olive) oil (make sure oil is in liquid state)
1/4 cup water



Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 350F degrees

2. Combine all dry ingredients.

3. Mix together wet ingredients.

4. Fold wet ingredients into dry ingredients.

5. Pour mix into muffin tin. 

6. Bake for 18-20 minutes.

7. Makes 6 regular-sized muffins.


Nutritional Information:
per muffin
161 calories
13g fat
9g carbs
6g protein
6g fiber


Very easy recipe to make delicious, melt in your mouth roast beef. This method does require a bit of patience and time though.


Ingredients:

1.5 lb eye of round roast
salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder to taste for rub

Instructions:

1. Remove meat from refrigerator and allow about 30 minutes to reach room temperature.

2. Preheat oven to 500F degrees.

3. Make a rub using about 1/2-1 tsp of salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, etc. (optional- but at least some salt is recommended)

4. Place prepared roast in roasting pan. (I used a heat-safe glass baking dish)

5. Turn oven down to 475F degrees and place roast in oven. Bake for about 10 minutes (7 minutes per pound)

6. Turn the oven down to 200F degrees (this is the WARM setting on mine) and allow roast to remain inside for additional 20 minutes per pound (30 minutes total for me). DO NOT OPEN THE OVEN UNTIL THE TIME HAS ELAPSED. This is really important, if heat escapes it won’t work.

7. Remove finished roast from oven and allow to sit for 10-15 minutes before slicing and serving.

Nutritional Information:
per ounce
49 calories
3g fat
6g protein
0g carbs


Needed some cookies that wouldn’t kick me out of ketosis… these fit the bill! Also, they were very easy to make- prepped and baked in under 15 minutes!


Ingredients:

1 cup nautral/low carb peanut butter (I used creamy Smart Balance)
1 cup Splenda for baking 
1 egg
1 tsp vanilla extract
2 tsp ground flax seed

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 350F degrees.

2. Combine all ingredients in one bowl. You may want to heat the peanut butter up in the microwave for about 45 seconds to make it easier to mix.

3. Drop cookie dough onto greased baking sheet (or use parchment paper on baking sheet for easy cleanup). Each cookie should be about 1” in circumference and only about 1/4” apart. I used a small cookie scoop to get consistent amounts. 


4. Use a fork dipped in an additional tbsp of Splenda to press criss-cross pattern into cookie dough. (Optional)

5. Bake for 10-12 minutes.

6. Remove from oven and place on cooling rack. Allow cookies to cool for at least 30 minutes. These cookies are a bit delicate and will crumble easily, but they really satisfy a sweet tooth. Store in airtight container. Recipe makes approx. 16 cookies.

Nutritional Information:
(per cookie)
95 calories
8g fat
4g protein
3g carbs
1g fiber

Notes: 

  • This recipe would work with any nut butter (almond butter, etc). 
  • I am working on modifying this recipe to use stevia or something less artifical sweetener tasting- it’s not bad, but I feel like stevia would taste a bit less like “diet” cookies. 
  • I added the ground flax seed to give it more of a nutty taste. I suspect you could omit this ingredient if you used chunky peanut butter.

I promise it tastes as delicious at it looks in the photo!
Ok, the cauliflower crust pizza was very good. A little too thick and chewy for me though. I need crispier- something closer to actual bread. Enter this crispy, cheesy godsend. Now THIS is an appropriate substitute for the pizza crust you’re used to. And it is really, really easy and quick to make. I really need to get an actual pizza stone because this will be a weekly meal- and at less than 10 net carbs for THE ENTIRE THING, I don’t even feel guilty about it.

Ingredients:
(For crust only, I’m sure we all know how to add toppings)

1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese
1/2 cup shredded cheddar cheese

3 Tbsp cream cheese
1/2 cup almond meal
1/2 cup flax seed meal
1 large egg
basil, garlic, oregano to taste (about 1/4-1/2tsp of each worked for me)


Instructions:
1. Preheat oven to 425F degrees.

Crust before baking

2. Place mozzarella, cheddar and cream cheeses in microwave safe bowl and heat until melted. This was about 3 minutes in my microwave. It may help to open up midway and stir once. Note: I used full-fat ingredients with the exception of the mozzarella which was a part-skim blend. I think you need to do this so that everything sticks together properly. 

3. Once cheese mixture is melted, quickly add almond and flax seed meal along with one egg and whatever blend of spices you’d like. Mix ingredients thoroughly (I just used my hands for this).

4. Place “dough” on greased pizza pan/stone and work until flat and thin. This filled a 12” pizza pan for me. I suppose if you are looking for even crispier, you could go bigger/thinner than that. 

5. Place crust only in oven and bake until brown (about 8-10 minutes). 

6. While it cooks, prepare your toppings. I fried up some sausage and mushrooms that I had in the fridge as toppings in addition to a tiny bit of red sauce and shredded mozzarella.

7. After removing crust from oven, add toppings and bake again until cheese is bubbly (about 5-7 minutes). 

8. Remove finished pizza from oven and cut with pizza cutter or knife. I ended up with 8 average sized slices of delicious cheesy goodness! This pizza also tastes great the next day heated up in the toaster oven.


Finished crust

*Nutritional Information:
(per slice; recipe makes 8 slices)
153 calories
3g carbs
17g fat
10g protein
2g fiber
(Amounts shown are for crust only, toppings not included)



Nutritional Information:
(per slice, as pictured with toppings)
216 calories

4g carbs
22g fat
15g protein
2g fiber


*Disclaimer: My nutritional information is based on numbers in the MyFitnessPal database. If you are concerned about accuracy, use the “Recipe” function on MFP to calculate your exact creation.



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The path to racial harmony is best not forged at a Starbucks while wearing a Confederate flag shirt.
The 10 Most Racist Moments from a Song About Ending Racism





“Accidental Racist,” a collaboration between country star Brad Paisley and rapper LL Cool J,…somehow manages to set race relations, country music, rap music, the careers of both men, and just progress in general back by about 25 years.
There are about 30 seconds of this song that aren’t filled with unintentionally racist nonsense, and those would be the first 30 seconds of the song, before anyone actually starts singing. Once that happens, though, the floodgates burst wide open.





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I probably bitched about this song and how terrible it was in every way for like 4 hours after I heard it the other day. Just… awful. And I don’t listen to country music at all but for some reason I know this info- Brad Paisley is from WHEELING WV! It’s like an hour from Pittsburgh and on the Ohio border- what kind of effed up “Southern pride” garbage are you spouting and you’re not even really from “the South”. So much stupidity and justification for bigotry. And LL… oh my. He needs to stick to fighting crime on NCIS or whatever. /rant

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The path to racial harmony is best not forged at a Starbucks while wearing a Confederate flag shirt.

The 10 Most Racist Moments from a Song About Ending Racism

“Accidental Racist,” a collaboration between country star Brad Paisley and rapper LL Cool J,…somehow manages to set race relations, country music, rap music, the careers of both men, and just progress in general back by about 25 years.

There are about 30 seconds of this song that aren’t filled with unintentionally racist nonsense, and those would be the first 30 seconds of the song, before anyone actually starts singing. Once that happens, though, the floodgates burst wide open.

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I probably bitched about this song and how terrible it was in every way for like 4 hours after I heard it the other day. Just… awful. And I don’t listen to country music at all but for some reason I know this info- Brad Paisley is from WHEELING WV! It’s like an hour from Pittsburgh and on the Ohio border- what kind of effed up “Southern pride” garbage are you spouting and you’re not even really from “the South”. So much stupidity and justification for bigotry. And LL… oh my. He needs to stick to fighting crime on NCIS or whatever. /rant

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Ok, full disclosure here- a few months ago I attempted to try a couple of healthier side dishes such as cheesy quinoa and mashed cauliflower. This was before I decided to adopt a ketogenic lifestyle and was just feeling really frustrated with my attempts to get back on the weight loss wagon without having to go back to my life of eating nothing but frozen meals. The quinoa was alright  the cauliflower and I were not friends. I hated it. I’m not sure if this was because I hadn’t cooked it enough before mashing or because I tried using a not great potato masher, but no, just no to that. 

I tell you all of this to illustrate the point that as I research keto recipes and see a lot of cauliflower based items, I was not really excited to try a pizza crust because of my prior experience. But I am about two weeks in and sometimes a girl just needs a slice of pizza, right? So I researched again and somehow a light bulb went off- I could use my food processer instead of masher to get a better consistency! And what if I used a bag of microwavable frozen cauliflower so I wouldn’t have to worry about undercooking plus there would be less pressure than if I bought a fresh head of it and it went bad in the fridge.

And, guess what- everything worked perfectly. It was really delicious and I think if I had a pizza stone it would have been even better. My neighbor said it was possibly the best pizza she has ever had! Success! You can adjust the recipe as you see fit- I realized after I started that I had way less mozzarella in the house than I thought so I mixed some cheddar into cheese on top which is why it looks a little dark in the photo. And PS: it was delicious heated up the next day in the toaster oven!

Ingredients:

Crust:
1 bag (12oz) Steamfresh Cauliflower Seasoned w/Garlic
3 large eggs
2 1/2 cups shredded mozarella cheese
1/4 cup grated parmesan
1 tsp dried oregano
1 tsp salt
1/2 tsp ground black pepper

Toppings:
1/4 cup pizza sauce
1-2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese (or whatever you want to use)
1oz sliced baby bella mushrooms
2 slices bacon, cooked and crumbled

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 450F degrees.


2. Heat the bag of cauliflower in the microwave according to instructions. While it’s cooking, prepare your other ingredients.

3. Spray your pizza pan with non-stick cooking spray, or if you can spare the calories, use olive oil and sprinkle some grated parmesan on the pan.

4. When the cauliflower is finished, carefully open the steam bag and pulse in a food processor. Careful here- you don’t want to puree it, just enough to make it look like rice.

5. Mix the riced cauliflower, eggs, shredded/grated cheese and spices together until blended.

image6. Spread the mixture onto the pizza pan. Depending on your preference, you can make it as thick or thin as you’d like. In retrospect, I think mine was a little thicker than I would’ve liked but I will figure it out next time.

7. Add your sauce, cheese and toppings. (I did mushrooms on all of it and bacon on half)

8. Cook in the oven on 450F for about 20-22 minutes until the edges of the crust are brown.

9. Remove from oven and let cool for 5-10 minutes. Slice and serve. (I cut mine into 8 slices from a 12 inch pizza pan)

Nutritional Information per Slice:
233 calories
6g carbs
16g fat
19g protein
1g fiber
Recipe makes 8 slices
*This information includes the bacon and mushroom toppings. Check out MyFitnessPal to calculate other toppings.


One of my favorite things about a ketogenic lifestyle? CHEESECAKE. Lots of it. Just a few small adjustments to the original and you can indulge in a very tasty dessert. What’s not to love? 


Ingredients:


Filling:
3 packages (8 oz size) cream cheese (softened)
4 eggs
2 tsp vanilla extract
1 vanilla bean (cut length wise and scrape out the beans)

1 1/2 tsp lemon juice
1/2 cup Splenda (or other non-sugar sweetener)






Crust:
1 cup almond meal
2 Tbsp melted butter
2 Tbsp Splenda (or other non-sugar sweetener)






Instructions:

1.  Preheat oven to 375 F

2. Combine crust ingredients in bowl and add to 8.5″ cake pan. I actually made my own almond meal in my Ninja blender and added the Splenda and butter directly to that then mixed it all together- super easy. Flatten crust across bottom of the pan. (This amount will cover the bottom of the pan- if you would like it to come up around the edge, double the recipe)

3. Bake crust on its own for 8-10 minutes (until browned)

4. Beat cream cheese on its own until creamy. Add other ingredients, one at a time, making sure to scrape the sides of the bowl every time to fully mix every ingredient. Beat until mixture is fully mixed, but be careful not to over beat. Pour mixture over crust.

5. Put cheesecake in the oven (use a sheet pan underneath it to avoid spills). Turn oven down to 325 F as soon as cake is put in. Bake for 60-90 minutes. Check often. When cake is firm, but still soft in the middle, remove from oven (I think it’s best to use a small knife to poke the middle down to the crust- when it comes out clean, it’s ready). Let cool for several hours (overnight in the fridge is preferable) before cutting and serving. Refrigerate any leftovers. 


Nutritional Information (per slice):
435 calories
7g carbs
42g fat

13g protein
0g fiber
(Makes 8 average-sized slices- cut them smaller to lower the calories/carbs)


Just a tiny bit of sauce with these delicious meatballs!
I have to say I am really enjoying the keto lifestyle. I feel amazing and I haven’t even been craving carbs all that much- it really makes me feel like I made the right choice. One of the best parts so far has been going back through my recipes and making them lower carb and more keto-friendly. 

My meatballs are one of my favorite recipes and making a low-carb version was insanely easy. I adjusted my sauce recipe a bit too so that I could still slow cook them and the boyfriend would be able to make meatballs subs with some of the batch. I think the carbs in the little bit that attached itself to the meatballs is negligible (I figure it’s about 1.5g carbs for 1/8 cup of sauce). Of course, the sauce is totally optional. They are perfectly delicious on their own. If you do this, I would advice cooking them for a bit longer to be sure the meat is cooked through and skip the crock pot all together.


Meatballs:
1.5 lbs lean ground beef
.5 lb ground pork (I used plain sausage, but use the hot Italian blend if you want something a bit spicier)
1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese (the kind that comes in the plastic container is fine)
2 Tbsp dried parsley flakes
1 egg, beaten (substitute 1/4cup egg beaters if you wish)
2 tsp minced garlic
1.5 Tbsp olive oil
1 tsp sea salt
1/4 tsp ground black pepper



1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees.  Then, in a large mixing bowl, combine all ingredients using your hands to thoroughly blend the mixture.

2. Form meat mixture into balls using your hands to roll into shape and placed on foil covered baking sheet(s). I used a cookie scoop to portion out each meatball and it really helped me keep the size uniform. I usually come out with exactly 24 meatballs but I lost my cookie scoop in a freak accident so I got closer to 30 because they weren’t equally portioned.

3. Bake meatballs for about 20-25 minutes so that the meat is brown and the juices are sealed inside. If you would prefer you can simply brown the meatballs on the stove top in a large skillet. It just seemed to be a bit  more efficient for me to put everything in the oven for the purpose of browning the meatballs.


4. After removing the meatballs from the oven, use a slotted spoon or spatula to add the meatballs to the sauce in your crock pot.  Give everything a stir and replace the lid. Again, you will be cooking the sauce and meatballs on LOW for about 6 hours total. Don’t forget to remove the bay leaf at the end!


Nutritional Information (per meatball):
95 calories
0g carbs
7g fat
7g protein
0g fiber

(Recipe makes approx. 24 meatballs)




Sauce:

1 cup Tomato Puree or Crushed Tomatoes 
1 can Petite Diced Tomatoes (14.5oz)
1/4 cup chopped onion
2 tsp minced garlic
1 tsp dried basil
1 tsp dried oregano
1/2 tsp ground black pepper
1 tsp sea salt
1/4 tsp ground thyme
1/8 tsp red pepper flakes
1/2 tsp brown sugar
1 small bay leaf (remove from sauce before serving)

1. (Optional) Using a bit of olive oil, saute onions for about 5 minutes on stove top until translucent. Then add minced garlic and cook for an additional minute. Be careful not to burn the onions or garlic or you will need to start over as that burnt taste will ruin everything in the crock pot. (Some people say cooking the onion and garlic ‘brings out the flavor’. I have skipped this step and added them to the sauce raw and honestly can’t tell the difference. So if you are pressed for time or just plain lazy, skip this step.)

2. Add all ingredients into crock pot and stir. You may want to coat the pot with cooking spray first to make cleanup easier.

3. Cook on LOW for about 6 hours, stirring occasionally if possible. When you stir, taste the sauce to see if the spice mixture works for you. Add spices if necessary. Keep in mind that after a couple of hours with the meatballs, the taste of the sauce will change- you may want to wait for that taste before adding more spice.


Nutritional Information (per 1/2 cup sauce):
33 calories
7g carbs
1g protein
1g fiber
(Makes about 4 cups total)